Say WHAT?

Umm, might want to rethink this one...

Table Talk...

Dinner last night...
Garrett: "Mommmmeeeeeee, I farted." (huge smile)

Mommy: "Garrett, you should say excuse me when that happens." (in my "mommy voice")

Garrett: "It's not for butts"

Mommy: "What's not for butts?"

Garrett: "Excuse me is not for butts...only for mouffs."

Mommy: "Well, if your butt makes a noise...you need to say excuse me."

Garrett: "But it's only for mouffs not butts."

Okie dokie then.....

So THAT'S the problem...

This is my story and I'm stickin' to it!!!!